Jessica Druck: Archive

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Never trust a guy who...

New post on Blog with Benefits! Never trust a guy who … Never trust a guy who doesn’t tip and/or doesn’t tip servers well. Tipping is a sign of politeness and gratitude and if he can’t find it in himself to tip someone who keeps his eight glasses of Dr. Pepper full – lite ice – he’s never going to be grateful for the things you do. The more you know.

May 15th

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Talking to Cutty Gold about their new EP, love and...

They say long distance relationships don’t work, but Cutty Gold has managed to debunk this rumor. Last spring, Sam Wilke of New York, and Bert White of Los Angeles, met at a dive bar in Echo Park – Gold Room – through mutual friends, and now, a year later, they’ve birthed an EP of catchy surf-pop songs full of soulful vocals that are sure to make you reminisce that 60s Motown sound and...

May 9th

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How your next girlfriend will be the same as your...

Photo by Rhyan A. Santos “Your next girlfriend won’t be exactly like your last. She will have a different laugh, different taste in clothes, a different favorite song, and maybe even like her eggs different, but there will be a few things you’ll notice about her that are similar to what your ex’s have done. Things you thought only Emily, Rebecca or Holly did. Things all women tend to do –...

May 7th

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How men deal with a break-up

Here is the reality of how men deal with break-ups – not the comic-book version. Men, by their very nature, approach a breakup with the ferocity of wounded animal seeking food in the wilderness.We do not complain or vent – we challenge our ‘ex’ to a battle of the sexes by any means necessary. Although popular culture, in turn reality, has done away with the ‘bad ass’ rebel without a cause, men...

May 1st

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My first date was the worst date

When I was 16 years old, I went on my first date. No, it wasn’t one of those Sandy Olsson loves Danny Zuko kind of dates where we meet and end up doting each other on a beach, and then later sing “tell me more, tell me more” on the bleachers at school to our friends, it sucked. It completely and utterly sucked. You see, my first date ever was the worst date ever. I was the worst date ever. I...

Apr 26th

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I made a pie

GOOD has a really cool app right now where you can make pie charts and venn diagrams. I made this. Don’t hate me if you’re someone who blogs about married life or babies and uses a cursive-like font. I’m just jealous, really.

Apr 24th

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Why you're in the friend zone

“Two things can happen when it comes to the friend zone: you can put someone in the friend zone because you don’t want to see them naked or, you can be put in the friend zone because you’re a scaredy cat and afraid to make a move on someone you want to see naked. This problem is a clear and present danger and if we don’t put an end to it, it’s going to be bigger...

Apr 17th

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10 women you shouldn't commit to

Hey boys, in an effort to rebuttal a recent post on six guys’ women shouldn’t commit to, I thought I’d “give back,” “pay it forward,” whatever you want to call it, to you fine upstanding gentlemen. Because it’s not like women don’t group types of men and embellish unfavorable character traits about them on a daily basis (BWB), right? So here are ten women you shouldn’t commit to: 1. Don’t...

Apr 11th

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Apr 10th

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Do your friends opinions of who you date matter?

“Do your friends opinions really matter? Hell fucking yeah they do. How many times have your friends rolled their eyes when you mention your girlfriend who’s cheated on you twice? How many times do your friends listen in complete silence while you gush about your boyfriend who has a history of getting wasted and then drunk dialing his dentist, punching a bartender and getting a few...

Apr 9th

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Apr 8th

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That chick from Portlandia rulez

Um hi. So that girl in Portlandia, Carrie Brownstein, is the lead singer of a pretty cool band called Wild Flag and she kind of rulez in it. Wild Flag-Romance Wild Flag - Future Crimes

Apr 3rd

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Never trust a guy who...

New post! Never trust a guy who… “Asks you out over a Twitter DM. Oh honey, no. Twitter is no place to make date plans and 140 characters is no way to get to know anyone. If he can’t figure out how to get your phone number or ask you out in real life (face-to-face), he’s no man you should trust. Never trust a guy who tYpEs LyKe tHiS in emails, tweets or texts. Oh,...

Apr 2nd